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  • KB pickup lines

    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.

    and.... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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    • #3
      These are great!
      Am I the longest tenured BC member?

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