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Osama's wish
>>>>>>
>>>>>> While trying to escape through Pakistan,
>>>>>> Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly,
>>>>>> a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said:"Master, may
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> grant you one wish?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You ignorant unworthy
>>>>>> daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
>>>>>> need any common woman giving me anything," barked
>>>>>> Bin Laden.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The shocked genie said: "Please, I must
>>>>>> grant you a wish or I will be returned to that
>>>>>> bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled
>>>>>> about the impertinence of the woman, and said: "Very well, I
>>>>>> want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so
>>>>>> just
>>>>>> do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said: "So be it !" and
>>>>>> disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in
>>>>>> bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis
>>>>>> was gone, his knees
>>>>>> were broken, and he had no health insurance.
>>>>>> God is good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> While trying to escape through Pakistan,
>>>>>> Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly,
>>>>>> a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said:"Master, may
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> grant you one wish?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You ignorant unworthy
>>>>>> daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't
>>>>>> need any common woman giving me anything," barked
>>>>>> Bin Laden.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The shocked genie said: "Please, I must
>>>>>> grant you a wish or I will be returned to that
>>>>>> bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled
>>>>>> about the impertinence of the woman, and said: "Very well, I
>>>>>> want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so
>>>>>> just
>>>>>> do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said: "So be it !" and
>>>>>> disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in
>>>>>> bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis
>>>>>> was gone, his knees
>>>>>> were broken, and he had no health insurance.
>>>>>> God is good.
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