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Signs Spark and Mrs Spark are sexually active
* Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
* Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
* Spark grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
* Mrs Spark found handcuffed to her walker.
* Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
* Mrs Spark regularly looks at Spark's crotch and claps twice.
* Mrs Spark starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
* Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
* Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
* Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
* Spark grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
* Mrs Spark found handcuffed to her walker.
* Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
* Mrs Spark regularly looks at Spark's crotch and claps twice.
* Mrs Spark starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
* Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......
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