Spark's checklist before making love.

[longnex]

Spark's checklist before making love.


Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.

- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.

- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !

- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!

- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

[TwoTonTony]

Iron his penis to get the wrinkles out....then iron partner

Lube pussy up with WD-40 or Baseball Glove Oil

Put on cologne to get rid of the "old person" smell

Use 2 spatulas to lift "flap-jack" titties off the belly

Unplug the battery to her "rascal" so she can not get away

[TwoTonTony]

get a wheelbarrow positioned to support his saggy balls