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Why did Lloyd Carr make his Michigan Wolverines start eating their Wheaties straight out of the box?
Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.
Because they choke whenever they get near bowls.
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How you you make University of Michigan cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and Beat them for three hours.Remember the three R's:
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For Wayne.....
What does the University of Michigan and marijuana have in common?
They Both get smoked in bowls.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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How do you keep a Michigan Wolverine out of your yard?
Put up a goal post and paint Roses on the grass beneath it.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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Why did Oklahoma change their field from grass to artificial turf?
To keep the Sooner cheerleaders from grazing at half time.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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What's the difference between the Big House and a cactus?
The cactus has its pricks on the outside!Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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How many USC students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and another one to claim they did it just as well as any Ivy League school.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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How do you get a LSU graduate off of your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizzaRemember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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What's the difference between a University of Miami fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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Why do Florida State fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spacesRemember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Nebraska campus?
A visitor.Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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What did the Florida graduate say to the Auburn graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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these are great...lol
MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......
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Q:What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A:You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.Comment
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