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    These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"...

    Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

    Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

    Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

    Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

    Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

    Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

    When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

    Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

    Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

    You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

    To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

    If you must engage in unsafe horny sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.

    Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes

  • #2
    i'll never need these.


    signed,


    bhs
    2013 NCAA POD Record

    8-3ATS +3.80 units

    2013 NFL POD Record

    1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 10DimeBry
      i'll never need these.


      signed,


      bhs
      2007 BCS and 2009 BCS CHAMPS
      2006 & 2007 NCAA MENS BASKETBALL CHAMPS
      2008 & 2010 RAYS BASEBALL AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPS

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      • #4
        When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
        aint that the truth



















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