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WARNING!
Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be
passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.
*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent
says it.
Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the
beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the
Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the
Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2
drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner
must wear a special "Pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However,
if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first
person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race"
everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That
Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man,"
they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next
time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If
Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes
That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the
new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There
must also be a special hat for "That Man."
Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone
has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each
person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH! ", as if in a Dr.
Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute"
everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot.
If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem,
everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the
Pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever
Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's
mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11
schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For
example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a
touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone
must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually
does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone
must finish their drink.
Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the
Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that
person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is
over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game
any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my
man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is
someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is
automatically "Gary, my man".
Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the
players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The
Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname.
However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks
since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John
Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink
2, and so on and so on.
Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in
the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast,
everyone must drink 1.
Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The
friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the
Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent
utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm
for making him get up so much.
Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be
passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.
*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent
says it.
Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the
beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the
Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the
Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2
drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner
must wear a special "Pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However,
if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first
person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race"
everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That
Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man,"
they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next
time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If
Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes
That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the
new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There
must also be a special hat for "That Man."
Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone
has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each
person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH! ", as if in a Dr.
Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute"
everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot.
If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem,
everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the
Pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever
Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's
mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11
schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For
example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a
touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone
must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually
does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone
must finish their drink.
Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the
Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that
person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is
over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game
any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my
man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is
someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is
automatically "Gary, my man".
Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the
players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The
Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname.
However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks
since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John
Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink
2, and so on and so on.
Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in
the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast,
everyone must drink 1.
Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The
friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the
Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent
utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm
for making him get up so much.
It's always noon somewhere! 
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