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  • I thought of Rook when I read this joke

    Every day, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady
    standing
    at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her

    that her hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
    complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks
    to
    file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's
    sexually
    threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"



    The woman replies, "It's Rook, the midget."




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    • #3
      Took me a second but OMG


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      • #4
        Originally posted by jcindaville
        Took me a second but OMG


        What doesn't you hick
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        • #5
          Originally posted by BillMill71
          What doesn't you hick

          GO choke on a throat lozenga you asswipe. Liked you better when you were vomiting out your innards
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          • #6
            Originally posted by jcindaville
            GO choke on a throat lozenga you asswipe. Liked you better when you were vomiting out your innards
            You say that, but I still came up with this Rook gem, that makes me laugh everytime I read it from the True Friendship thread:

            When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I have to get a running start to hop up on the toilet

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BillMill71
              You say that, but I still came up with this Rook gem, that makes me laugh everytime I read it from the True Friendship thread:

              When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I have to get a running start to hop up on the toilet


              true dat, if your nice i got a tip on a pony at turfway tonight, wont pay alot but a tip is a tip
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              • #8
                Originally posted by jcindaville
                true dat, if your nice i got a tip on a pony at turfway tonight, wont pay alot but a tip is a tip
                Money is money, I will try and be nicer. Let me know
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mbates
                  Every day, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady
                  standing
                  at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her

                  that her hair smells nice.

                  After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
                  complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks
                  to
                  file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

                  The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's
                  sexually
                  threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"



                  The woman replies, "It's Rook, the midget."





                  baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BillMill71
                    You say that, but I still came up with this Rook gem, that makes me laugh everytime I read it from the True Friendship thread:

                    When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I have to get a running start to hop up on the toilet


                    Glad your feeling better dick

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheRook
                      Glad your feeling better dick
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BillMill71
                        You say that, but I still came up with this Rook gem, that makes me laugh everytime I read it from the True Friendship thread:

                        When you are worried -- What the hell do you have to worry about I have to get a running start to hop up on the toilet

                        well well well, look what we got here finally some dirt to sling towards our buddy billmill......
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 10DimeBry
                          well well well, look what we got here finally some dirt to sling towards our buddy billmill......
                          What the hell are you talking about Fatman? What you got besides I am sure lunch stuck in your teeth and obviously a sugar rush from the box of ding dongs at your desk?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BillMill71
                            What the hell are you talking about Fatman? What you got besides I am sure lunch stuck in your teeth and obviously a sugar rush from the box of ding dongs at your desk?
                            MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BillMill71
                              What the hell are you talking about Fatman? What you got besides I am sure lunch stuck in your teeth and obviously a sugar rush from the box of ding dongs at your desk? DID I MENTION I CAME UP WITH THE ROOK POST IN TRUE FRIEND THREAD????
                              i think you already said that. but thanks.
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