Investment advice

[swghost]

” If U had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock 1 year ago, it would now be worth $49. •With Enron, U would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000. •With WorldCom, U would have had less than $5 left. •But if U had purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, U would have had $214. •Based on
the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. ☺

[kbsooner21]

” If U had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock 1 year ago, it would now be worth $49. •With Enron, U would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000. •With WorldCom, U would have had less than $5 left. •But if U had purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, U would have had $214. •Based on
the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. ☺

Now that's some sound advice