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Subject: The fly on the leaf
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> > In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
> >>
> >>The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down
> >>three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
refreshed."
> >>
> >>There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down
> >>three
> >>inches, I can eat him."
> >>
> >>There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down
> >>three
> >>inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"
> >>
> >>It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
> >>preparing
> >>
> >>to eat a cheese sandwich....
> >>
> >>"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish
> >>leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
> >>I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
> >>
> >>Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,
but
> >>I
> >>
> >>can tell you there's more....
> >>
> >>A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
down
> >>three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs
for
> >>that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
> >>sandwich."
> >>
> >>A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
> >>fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
time)'
> >>"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..and that fish jumps for that
> >>fly
> >>
> >>... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that
> >>bear...and
> >>
> >>that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
> >>then I can have mouse for lunch."
> >>
> >>The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
> >>cooling
> >>
> >>mist of the water.
> >>
> >>The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter
shoots
> >>the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the
> >>mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.
> >>
> >>The moral of the story is:
> >>
> >>Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious danger.
> >
> > __________________________________________________ _______________
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> > In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
> >>
> >>The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down
> >>three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
refreshed."
> >>
> >>There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down
> >>three
> >>inches, I can eat him."
> >>
> >>There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down
> >>three
> >>inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"
> >>
> >>It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
> >>preparing
> >>
> >>to eat a cheese sandwich....
> >>
> >>"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish
> >>leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
> >>I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
> >>
> >>Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,
but
> >>I
> >>
> >>can tell you there's more....
> >>
> >>A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
down
> >>three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs
for
> >>that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
> >>sandwich."
> >>
> >>A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
> >>fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
time)'
> >>"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..and that fish jumps for that
> >>fly
> >>
> >>... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that
> >>bear...and
> >>
> >>that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
> >>then I can have mouse for lunch."
> >>
> >>The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
> >>cooling
> >>
> >>mist of the water.
> >>
> >>The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter
shoots
> >>the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the
> >>mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and drowns.
> >>
> >>The moral of the story is:
> >>
> >>Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious danger.
> >
> > __________________________________________________ _______________
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