I put in Rooks cell # and it said he is big AL's Grill and Pub.
I found that to be odd, didnt know he was a big drinker, then i called Big Al's and found out they were having a dwarf tossing contest. I guess little buddy needed some extra cake for the holidays so he took a 2nd job
I put JC's number in and it was a gay bar in Hicksville. I called it up to get him on the phone to see WTF was up besides his 3 incher. I heard fucking animals in the background making all kinds of noises. The guy told me that hick JC was a regular and he was busy stuffing gerbils up his ass
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