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*This is not meant as a slap at the great state of Texas.*
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*I am pretty certain that no matter where you live we are burdened by
continuing to feed, shelter and clothe these types . . . *
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*The following are all replies that Dallas TX . women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details". Or putting it another way... Who's da Daddy?*
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*These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number
11. It takes 1st prize although #3 is a close runner up.*
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*1. Regarding. The identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.*
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*2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.*
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*3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
his phone number? Thanks.*
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*4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.*
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*5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.*
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*6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country.
Please advise.*
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*7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
same to me.*
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*8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time .. Well, I don't have clue.*
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*9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.*
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*10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.*
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*11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.*
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*Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support the
above winners.*
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*I am pretty certain that no matter where you live we are burdened by
continuing to feed, shelter and clothe these types . . . *
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**
*The following are all replies that Dallas TX . women have written on
Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's
details". Or putting it another way... Who's da Daddy?*
**
*These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number
11. It takes 1st prize although #3 is a close runner up.*
**
*1. Regarding. The identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.*
**
*2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the
party if this helps.*
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*3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
his phone number? Thanks.*
**
*4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.*
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*5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.*
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*6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country.
Please advise.*
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*7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
same to me.*
**
*8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time .. Well, I don't have clue.*
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*9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.*
**
*10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146 Miller Drive , mine might have remained unfertilized.*
**
*11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.*
**
*Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support the
above winners.*
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