Old Biker Lady

[gbell]

80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.
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>> > One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy,
>> bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims,
>> "I want to join your club."
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>> > The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
>> requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you
>> have a motorcycle?
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>> > The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there,"
>> and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
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>> > The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
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>> > The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink
>> everyone in your club under the table."
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>> > The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
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>> > The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2
>> packs of cigarettes and a couple more in the evening, while I'm
>> shooting pool."
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>> > The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last question, have
>> you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
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>> > The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,
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>> > "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

[slipperytrout]

wow thats great!