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A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed
a little old lady following him around. If he
stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
kept staring at him. She finally overtook
him at the checkout, and she turned to him
and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill
at ease; it's just that you look so much like
my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good
bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would
make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as
she was on her way out of the store, the man
called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old
lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother
said you'd pay for her things, too."
A couple was dressed and ready to go out
for the evening. They turned on a night light,
turned on the phone answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat
in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the
couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the
driver to know the house will be empty for the
night. She explains to the driver that her
husband will be out soon. "He's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into
the cab."Sorry I took so long", he says as they
drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to
get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back
yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
a little old lady following him around. If he
stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
kept staring at him. She finally overtook
him at the checkout, and she turned to him
and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill
at ease; it's just that you look so much like
my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good
bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would
make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as
she was on her way out of the store, the man
called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old
lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother
said you'd pay for her things, too."
A couple was dressed and ready to go out
for the evening. They turned on a night light,
turned on the phone answering machine,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat
in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and
requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the
couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the
driver to know the house will be empty for the
night. She explains to the driver that her
husband will be out soon. "He's just going
upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into
the cab."Sorry I took so long", he says as they
drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the
bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to
get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back
yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
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