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Subject: Ralph, Al, and W
> Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness
spa for some fun. After a stimulating and healthy lunch, all
three decide to visit the men's room and they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says, "Welcome
to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature:
a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if
you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to
live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The men quickly entered, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us
three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Prius in
his hands. Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the
most environmentally conscious of us three," and in an
instant, he is surrounded by a pile of money to fund his
save-the-earth projects. Excited over the possibility of
having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror
and says, "I think..." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
> Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness
spa for some fun. After a stimulating and healthy lunch, all
three decide to visit the men's room and they find a
strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says, "Welcome
to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature:
a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But be warned, if
you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to
live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The men quickly entered, and upon finding the mirror, Ralph
Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us
three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Prius in
his hands. Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the
most environmentally conscious of us three," and in an
instant, he is surrounded by a pile of money to fund his
save-the-earth projects. Excited over the possibility of
having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror
and says, "I think..." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.
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