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JC and Bover wanted to go out drinking but they only had $2.00 between them. JC said, "Hang on I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Bover said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
JC replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where JC immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Bover said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
JC replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
and with that they downed their drinks. JC said "OK! I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth bar Bover said, "JC - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
JC said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
Bover said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
JC replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where JC immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
Bover said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
JC replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
and with that they downed their drinks. JC said "OK! I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth bar Bover said, "JC - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
JC said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
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