bover will never learn ......

[wayne1218]

Little bover's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home, bover's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little bover's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little bover told his dad he understood completely. When bover looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have. The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little bover." Bover said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little bover, "'cuz he'd be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses."

[Meg30]

...that was good

[WayneChung]

another little bover storie // when wittle bover was a wittle boy,he looked up from his daddy's lap and said pappy "WHATS A PERVERT",pappy smacked the hell out of him and said "SHUT UP AND KEEP SUCKING"!! :christmas

[Ldawg]

another little bover storie // when wittle bover was a wittle boy,he looked up from his daddy's lap and said pappy "WHATS A PERVERT",pappy smacked the hell out of him and said "SHUT UP AND KEEP SUCKING"!! :christmas

sick Bastage !!

[Blackbeard]

Little Bover received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

Little Bover tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder. Finally in a moment of desperation, Little Bover put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. Little Bover was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Little Bover's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."

Little Bover was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued:

"May I ask what the chicken did?"

[Blackbeard]

Little Bover had his thumb up a billy goats ass.....



thats all I got so far

[WayneChung]

a wittle bover teenager storie // when bover was in his teens,he asked his daddy if he could go to the prom,his dad firmly replied no,little bover replied but daddy its a once of a lifetime deal,please let me go to the prom,his dad thought about it and said,son i will let you go,but only if you give me a blow job,bover said gee dad thats rough,dad told him i'm sorry but thats the only way,well bover said ok if thats the only way and got down on his knees and started polishing daddys knob,BOVER JUMPED UP AND SAID,"GEE DADDY, IT TASTE LIKE SHIT",daddy looked at him hard and said,"I KNOW,YOUR SISTER WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM ALSO" !!

[WayneChung]

WHEN BOVER WAS A WITTLE BOY,CHUCK NORRIS RAPED HIM,SMACKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM,AND TOLD HIM,never ask me,"WHATS A PERVERT" !! :christmas

[WayneChung]

:christmas BOVER,"i love you" CHUNGER !!

[WayneChung]

ps-bovie,you have very nice buttocks !!

[WayneChung]

i know who i want to take me home now-CLOSING TIME !! :christmas

[WayneChung]

BUMP,"whats a pervert" ? "SHUT UP AND KEEP SUCKING"-LOL

[Spark]

hahahaha

Thats like the father looking in on his new baby boy born with one eye ... He says "OMG, what can be worse than this" The doctor looks at the father and says ... "he is also blind" ...

[BettorsChat]

Bover is a male whore what do you expect from him

[bover1]

iam done with u guys iam going dimer and going 2 that other site u guys are so mean.....