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August 1, 2006 The Honorable Diane Feinstein
>Senate Office Building Sacramento, California
>
>Dear Senator Feinstein,
>
> As a Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service,
>I
>am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration
and
>Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for
becoming
>an
>illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
>My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
>alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by your Senate, in
which
>you voted in favor of. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
are
>accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five
>years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
and
>income taxes for three of the last five years.
>
>I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get this process
>started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have
>been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm excited
about
>the
>prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
fine.
>Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
would
>yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes
>in 2004 and 2005.
>
>Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would
>receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications
and
>most likely get a scholarship to the University and save me a fortune.
>Also,
>as you know healthcare benefits are costly, my insurance alone costs me
>over
>$500 per month and thats if no one even uses it. As soon as my legal
status
>changes, my hospital bills will be sent to the taxpayer and this will
save
>me alot of money as well.
>
>If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an
illegal
>citizen and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative.
>Thank you for your assistance in helping me with this important
transition.
>
>Your Loyal Constituent,
>Senate Office Building Sacramento, California
>
>Dear Senator Feinstein,
>
> As a Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service,
>I
>am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration
and
>Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for
becoming
>an
>illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
>My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
>alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by your Senate, in
which
>you voted in favor of. If my understanding of this bill's provisions
are
>accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for
five
>years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine
and
>income taxes for three of the last five years.
>
>I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get this process
>started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who
have
>been here legally have had to pay taxes every year, so I'm excited
about
>the
>prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000
fine.
>Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This
would
>yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes
>in 2004 and 2005.
>
>Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would
>receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications
and
>most likely get a scholarship to the University and save me a fortune.
>Also,
>as you know healthcare benefits are costly, my insurance alone costs me
>over
>$500 per month and thats if no one even uses it. As soon as my legal
status
>changes, my hospital bills will be sent to the taxpayer and this will
save
>me alot of money as well.
>
>If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become an
illegal
>citizen and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative.
>Thank you for your assistance in helping me with this important
transition.
>
>Your Loyal Constituent,
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