Bover, you must be a flight attendant

[longnex]

The Gay Flight Attendant
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>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
>seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
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>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
>landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
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>put your trays up, that would be super.
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>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
>Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me
>over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
>trazy-poo,so
>the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.
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>She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I am called a
>Princess and I take orders from no one, to which (I swear) the flight
>attendant replied, without missing a
>beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>outrank you.
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>Tray-up, Bitch.

[Lsufan]

That would be Bover!!!

[kbsooner21]

That's great

[bover1]

u think your so funny dont ya longstroke....