Bill and Hillary at the game

[winner]

Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox -Yankees Game;
sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service
people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary,
looks back at the
agent, and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the
agent tells him the fans would love it.
Bill shrugs his shoulders and! says, "Ho-Kay! If that
is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
"!^$#@&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting, hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He
leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I
would have never believed how much everyone would
enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what
is wrong.

"Sir," the agent replies, "I said they want you to
throw out the first
Pitch."

[jcindaville]

[bover1]

dont try 2 kiss this guys ass u natzi jew hater....

[wayne1218]

LMAO ...

[Blackbeard]

dont try 2 kiss this guys ass u natzi jew hater....

wtf is a natzi you goof...

also, I am jewish by heritage, but I don't practice, or believe in any organized religion, and I am still waiting for proof of god's existence and do not posess blind faith.

I caught wind of some but not all of the posts from the urgent
thread about this matter, but did not find it offensive. before I had read the thread though, I had seen sparks Hitler Avatar and was kinda in shock, until I realized it was part of the joke.

I thought it was in reference to him being called a mod-nazi or whatever in the past by bover or lsu or somebody in the joke department. I was more in shock over the fact that spark would put that madmans pic for his avatar, even if it was a joke. I was not offended, but could not figure out why he would want the pic of a mass murderer for an avatar.

I consider JC & Spark as friends, and I'm sure they feel the same, and could care less that i'm jewish, and both were only joking as we all do around here, but guys I would not recommend feeding the fire about this topic(oh man, I just made an even worse oven pun) because some guys will be offended and we have enough problems around here as it is

just my 2 cents

[DIRK]

lmfao