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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
    one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
    a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like?

    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?

    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?

    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?

    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?

    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
    bathroom.

    I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

  • #2
    Originally posted by Chuck E. Cheese
    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
    one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
    a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like?

    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?

    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?

    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?

    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?

    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
    bathroom.

    I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
    That is priceless! LOL.
    Luck favors the prepared.

    In the room the women come and go
    Talking of Michelangelo

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    • #3
      Good One Chucky!!!
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #4
        bwahahahahahaha

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