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> > > A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a
> > > problem.
> > > I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
> > >
> > > "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> > >
> > > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> > > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
> > >
> > > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.
> > >
> > > I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read
> > > the Bible.
> > >
> > > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
> > > cage with Francis and Peter.
> > > My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
> > > parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
> > >
> > > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
> > >
> > > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
> > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside
> > > their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
> > > Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
> > > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
> > > "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> > >
> > > There was stunned silence.
> > > Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
> > > exclaimed,
> > > "Put the beads away, Francis. Our prayers have been answered."
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