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One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up
early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews
and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan
appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and
running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort
to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious
to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this
confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you
know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews
and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan
appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and
running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort
to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious
to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this
confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you
know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
It's always noon somewhere! 
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