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If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in
you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to
be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I
wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard
way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your
glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about
pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach
in no matter who walks into the
room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate
meteorologists than the national
weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your
friends because they can't remember
them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally
down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you
this list
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in
you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to
be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I
wake you ???? "
5. People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard
way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your
glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about
pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach
in no matter who walks into the
room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance
is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate
meteorologists than the national
weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your
friends because they can't remember
them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally
down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you
this list
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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