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How to Shower Like a Women:
Take off Clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental notes to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, ect.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off al; wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while siting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
Walk naked to bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse then off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority off time washing privates and surrounding areas.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out off tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
return to bedroom with towel. If see wife, open towel and make 'woo-hoo' sound.
Take off Clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental notes to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, ect.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off al; wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while siting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
Walk naked to bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse then off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority off time washing privates and surrounding areas.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out off tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
return to bedroom with towel. If see wife, open towel and make 'woo-hoo' sound.
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