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A Louisiana hurricane evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare
office
for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after
month, since I left New Orleans. I'd really much rather have a job".
The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."
office
for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after
month, since I left New Orleans. I'd really much rather have a job".
The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."
It's always noon somewhere! 
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