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Dear Mrs. Manning
Over the past six months,your husband, Mr. K. Manning
has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We
cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have
considered banning the entire family from shopping
in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents
on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our
clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your
husband has caused. All complaints against
Mr.Manning have been compiled and are listed below.
Mr. Wally Brown,
President and CEO
Walmart Complaint& nbsp;Department
Things Mr. K. Manning has done while his spouse is
shopping:
1 June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the rest rooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.....and
watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk a nd asked to put
a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'sign to
a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping
department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in
if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help
him,he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't you people
just leave me alone?'?
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: W hile handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the
antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and
screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And;&n bsp;last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"
It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything
to do!!!
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