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  • Are You Owned by Your Dog?

    1) You believe every dog is a lap dog.

    2) If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

    3) You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

    4) You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

    5) You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

    6) You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

    7) No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog (s).

    8) You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

    9) You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

    10) You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

    11) You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.

    12) You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

    13) Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

    14) When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

    15) You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

  • #2
    None of the above for me
    Questions, comments, complaints:
    [email protected]

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    • #3
      I'm Guilty
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #4
        15) You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

        iam a offender of this....
        MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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        • #5
          Guilty of 4 of them ... I thought I would be worse ... My buddies they are ...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jcindaville
            None of the above for me
            You have issues

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bover1
              15) You sit on the floor and let the dog lick peanutbutter off your nuts

              I am a offender of this....
              You are one sick bastard!!!!!
              "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
              is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lsufan
                You are one sick bastard!!!!!
                OMG ... hahahahaha Only if it is a male dog he would do that ....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BettorsChat
                  You have issues

                  Do you have kids? I mean 4 like me, one less dog around would be one less thing to do. Dont hate dogs, just no time for one more thing to be responsible for. I only have it for the kids and i treat him well.
                  Questions, comments, complaints:
                  [email protected]

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Spark
                    OMG ... hahahahaha Only if it is a male dog he would do that ....
                    So true

                    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
                    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jcindaville
                      Do you have kids? I mean 4 like me, one less dog around would be one less thing to do. Dont hate dogs, just no time for one more thing to be responsible for. I only have it for the kids and i treat him well.
                      Yes, my 2 dogs

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Spark
                        OMG ... hahahahaha Only if it is a male dog he would do that ....
                        U GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING RETARDS......WHO THINKS THIS SHIT UP U SICK OLD RICKETY QUEER.....
                        MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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                        • #13
                          Guilty of only a couple, but my dog is a spoiled brat.
                          It's always noon somewhere!

                          My Fish and Aquariums

                          Griffey's Posted Record

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