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Angelina and Frankie were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Frankie he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis no more."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Frankie. "Frankie, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Frankie says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Frankie, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life: Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. ana number two, never screw up."
Hava you self a good d ay, and watcha you self.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Frankie he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis no more."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Frankie. "Frankie, is disa true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Frankie says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Frankie, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life: Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. ana number two, never screw up."
Hava you self a good d ay, and watcha you self.
It's always noon somewhere! 
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