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BetUS.com posted 10/1 odds on the world ending in three days. Not enough value there to grab the ‘dog. Those taking the price may have a tough time getting paid with no one available.
LAS VEGAS - Just in case we’re still sitting at our computer, there are more wacky bets to take a whack at. Staying at BetUS.com for a while, we find a Bob Huggins prop. No, it’s not an over/under on how many games the former Cincinnati coach wins this coming basketball season at Kansas State.
It’s a yes/no prop on Huggins getting arrested for DUI in Kansas. The ‘No’ is minus $5.00 with ‘Yes’ at plus $2.50. Those taking the ‘Yes’ may start lobbying for bars in Manhattan to extend happy hour.
Marcus, Michael Vick’s troubled brother, is the recipient of a prop. Unfortunately it’s not a yes/no if he’ll make the Miami Dolphins final roster.
Marcus is 4/1 he enters a rehab center; 5/1 he gets booted for serving alcohol to a minor, 6/1 he starts a fight during his first NFL preseason game; 8/1 he gets kicked out for brandishing a gun at the Dolphins’ facility and 13/1 he joins the WFL and plays for Amsterdam. No number on infecting a girlfriend with herpes. Oops, sorry wrong Vick.
Moving away from sports, one can wager on the next U.S. politician to be involved in a sex scandal. The favorite is Arnold Schwarzenegger at plus $2.50. Next is Ted Kennedy at plus $3.50, which brings up an old drinking song called 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Ted Kennedy just walked in, 38 bottles of beer on the wall.
Jeb Bush and Jesse Jackson are each 5/1. It’s probably an urban myth when asked their stance on an abortion bill both said, “Pay it.”
George W. Bush is 7/1 and Hilary Clinton is 10/1. Is it considered a sex scandal if Mrs. Clinton has sex with Mr. Clinton?
Will George W. Bush and Jeb Bush be caught in a threesome? Honest, didn’t make it up. The odds are 10/1.
It’s too bad Strom Thurmond passed away. Imagine the coin you could have made on him. Who knows about all the affairs that old codger must have had.
Then there’s a prop on which Olsen twin gets married first. Mary Kay and Ashley are each minus $1.20. Hope they both get married – and soon – so we don’t have to keep reading about them.
BetonSports.com is gracious enough to offer a prop on Britney Spears divorcing Kevin Federline before the year is out. The ‘Yes’ is plus $1.20. If that were to happen, Spears might ask Tanya Harding if she needs a roommate. Tom Arnold might be available if Spears were to divorce.
Bodog.com checks in with this classy prop: Which of the following celebrities will be the next to be publicly photographed with an exposed nipple? Anna Nicole Smith heads a list of 14 at 2/1. Courtney Love has the second-shortest odds at 5/2, which is a case of rooting against your own money if you were to bet Love.
Bodog’s saving’s account is going to collect a lot of interest on this prop: Whose body will be found first, Jimmy Hoffa’s or Osama Bin Laden?
What better way to put a positive spin on Internet wagering then putting up a prop on a major hurricane occurring. At BetCRIS.com you can wager ‘Yes,’ or ‘No’ on a Category 3, 4 or 5 hurricane hitting Florida or the U.S. mainland.
The prop has been expanded where you can wager on how many hurricanes strike the U.S. mainland this year. Don’t expect to get any tips from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). They’ll be the last to know.
If none of this whets your betting appetite, there’s always baseball. Thank goodness for that. A little sanity please.
LAS VEGAS - Just in case we’re still sitting at our computer, there are more wacky bets to take a whack at. Staying at BetUS.com for a while, we find a Bob Huggins prop. No, it’s not an over/under on how many games the former Cincinnati coach wins this coming basketball season at Kansas State.
It’s a yes/no prop on Huggins getting arrested for DUI in Kansas. The ‘No’ is minus $5.00 with ‘Yes’ at plus $2.50. Those taking the ‘Yes’ may start lobbying for bars in Manhattan to extend happy hour.
Marcus, Michael Vick’s troubled brother, is the recipient of a prop. Unfortunately it’s not a yes/no if he’ll make the Miami Dolphins final roster.
Marcus is 4/1 he enters a rehab center; 5/1 he gets booted for serving alcohol to a minor, 6/1 he starts a fight during his first NFL preseason game; 8/1 he gets kicked out for brandishing a gun at the Dolphins’ facility and 13/1 he joins the WFL and plays for Amsterdam. No number on infecting a girlfriend with herpes. Oops, sorry wrong Vick.
Moving away from sports, one can wager on the next U.S. politician to be involved in a sex scandal. The favorite is Arnold Schwarzenegger at plus $2.50. Next is Ted Kennedy at plus $3.50, which brings up an old drinking song called 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Ted Kennedy just walked in, 38 bottles of beer on the wall.
Jeb Bush and Jesse Jackson are each 5/1. It’s probably an urban myth when asked their stance on an abortion bill both said, “Pay it.”
George W. Bush is 7/1 and Hilary Clinton is 10/1. Is it considered a sex scandal if Mrs. Clinton has sex with Mr. Clinton?
Will George W. Bush and Jeb Bush be caught in a threesome? Honest, didn’t make it up. The odds are 10/1.
It’s too bad Strom Thurmond passed away. Imagine the coin you could have made on him. Who knows about all the affairs that old codger must have had.
Then there’s a prop on which Olsen twin gets married first. Mary Kay and Ashley are each minus $1.20. Hope they both get married – and soon – so we don’t have to keep reading about them.
BetonSports.com is gracious enough to offer a prop on Britney Spears divorcing Kevin Federline before the year is out. The ‘Yes’ is plus $1.20. If that were to happen, Spears might ask Tanya Harding if she needs a roommate. Tom Arnold might be available if Spears were to divorce.
Bodog.com checks in with this classy prop: Which of the following celebrities will be the next to be publicly photographed with an exposed nipple? Anna Nicole Smith heads a list of 14 at 2/1. Courtney Love has the second-shortest odds at 5/2, which is a case of rooting against your own money if you were to bet Love.
Bodog’s saving’s account is going to collect a lot of interest on this prop: Whose body will be found first, Jimmy Hoffa’s or Osama Bin Laden?
What better way to put a positive spin on Internet wagering then putting up a prop on a major hurricane occurring. At BetCRIS.com you can wager ‘Yes,’ or ‘No’ on a Category 3, 4 or 5 hurricane hitting Florida or the U.S. mainland.
The prop has been expanded where you can wager on how many hurricanes strike the U.S. mainland this year. Don’t expect to get any tips from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). They’ll be the last to know.
If none of this whets your betting appetite, there’s always baseball. Thank goodness for that. A little sanity please.
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