knowlez takes herbie to the doctor

[knowlez]

hey fellows what a day had to take the old hebster to the doctor he wasnt feeling worth a shit. first morning i woke up in fifteen years and herbie wasnt ready to go to work... so i call the doctor and get a appointment he says mr. knowlez whats the problem i say herbie isnt feeling good he said whos herbie i point down at old herb knowing the doctors going to think i am crazy he says ya got to shittin me you really got him named oh yea and he is pretty sensitive. well whats the problem with old herbie i told him its the first morning i woke up in years and he wasnt ready to go to work he says mr. knowlez are you a sex addict i say no iam not but i think herbie is.. well thats a problem herbie is probally under a lot of stress i said yes he always worries whether he gets the job done right. i said you dont have any sexy nurses out there do you. mr knowlez i am appaled you could ask such a thing. all of a sudden a attractive lady bursts in and old herbie goes nuts just like a old redbone coonhound. doc says control your herbster this is my wife i say aint nothing i can do he is ready to go to work. doc says out out out get out. i felt relived old herbie was back to himself i think docs wife wanted him i know he wanted to bust her old muffin but we went home happy and come with the conclusion old herbie just slept in this morning. i suposee after getting it five times the night before he is enitled to a little rest.......

[PhilJr]

I'll bet Herbie is the only eye you have that sees 20/20

[knowlez]

yeah old herbie dont miss much he growls like a pussy cat when he sees sometthing he likes and thats about every two steps...

[casheasy]

I had to laugh. My first handjob was given me by some 12 year old chick named Kim Marcinko (yes I was 12 too). She called mine herbie, but the name never stuck. I'm glad too, wouldn't want two herbies in the same town.

[knowlez]

HERBIE LIKES HANDJOBS TOO. HERBIE MET THIS GIRL ONE SUMMER AND SHE IS WHAT I TERM AS A GOOD GIRL SHE SAID HERBIE OLD BOY IAM GOING TO GIVE YOU A FANTASTAIC HAND JOB AND BOY DID SHE HERBIE THOUGT HE WAS ON FANTASY ISLAND. ANWAY HERBIE DOES HIS THING AND SHE SAYS NOW YOUR GOING TO GET YOUR NOB POLISHED HERBIE OLD BOY.. HERBIE THOUGHT HE WENT TO HEAVEN HE WAS REALLY ENJOYING HIMSELF SHE POLISHED HERBIES BIG BALD HEAD TO PERFECTION. SHE SAYS HERBIE YOUR QUITE A FELLOW NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO WATER MY FLOWER. I DIDNT FIGURE HERBIE HAD MUCH LEFT IN HIM BUT HE IMMEDIATELY STOOD STRAIGHT UP AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK FROM HER EXPRESSIONS AND THE TWO FINGERS SHE STUCK STRAIGHT IN MY ASSHOLE I SAY SHE ENJOYED HER SELF QUITE WELL.. ANOTHER FINE STORY FROM HERBIE AND KNOWLEZ:D

[bigjimt]

Knowlez

Good to see you found that Caps Lock button... I was worried we may have had a Herbie imposinator on our hands.