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The Lukester will take all the overs,with 3 dogs on the side.And hold the Mustard !
CINN. + 132 No pitcher can stop this hitting machine,plus good value in the number with cincy hot,brewers not. 1-unit
TOR. + 107 They just give the Yanks a lesson,why not the Red Sox. Home team playing well getting +++money. 1-unit
PITTS. + 116 If you wait till game time you will get more,every square likes Houston. My Vasoline special. 1-unit
Attention: All of you that applied for the relief pitchers position,I will be reviewing them.There were some many of you that fit the role,making it hard to decide.Will contact you soon.
What does it take to be a relief pitcher :
1) 240lbs or better,beer belly a plus
2) Run to first base in less than 15 seconds from pitchers mound.
3) Must be able to walk a .165 hitter
4) Throw a gopher ball with the bases loaded for a granny
5) MOST IMPORTANT Make sure you keep the mound free of dirt for the next bum to replace you after you gave up 3 walks in a row.
Starting Pay $500,000 a year
The more runs you give up,the more money you make.
CINN. + 132 No pitcher can stop this hitting machine,plus good value in the number with cincy hot,brewers not. 1-unit
TOR. + 107 They just give the Yanks a lesson,why not the Red Sox. Home team playing well getting +++money. 1-unit
PITTS. + 116 If you wait till game time you will get more,every square likes Houston. My Vasoline special. 1-unit
Attention: All of you that applied for the relief pitchers position,I will be reviewing them.There were some many of you that fit the role,making it hard to decide.Will contact you soon.
What does it take to be a relief pitcher :
1) 240lbs or better,beer belly a plus
2) Run to first base in less than 15 seconds from pitchers mound.
3) Must be able to walk a .165 hitter
4) Throw a gopher ball with the bases loaded for a granny
5) MOST IMPORTANT Make sure you keep the mound free of dirt for the next bum to replace you after you gave up 3 walks in a row.
Starting Pay $500,000 a year
The more runs you give up,the more money you make.
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