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What does it take to be a relief pitcher :
1) 240lbs or better,beer belly a plus
2) Run to first base in less than 15 seconds from pitchers mound.
3) Must be able to walk a .165 hitter
4) Throw a gopher ball with the bases loaded for a granny
5) MOST IMPORTANT Make sure you keep the mound free of dirt for the next bum to replace you after you gave up 3 walks in a row.
Starting Pay $500,000 a year
The more runs you give up,the more money you make.
1) 240lbs or better,beer belly a plus
2) Run to first base in less than 15 seconds from pitchers mound.
3) Must be able to walk a .165 hitter
4) Throw a gopher ball with the bases loaded for a granny
5) MOST IMPORTANT Make sure you keep the mound free of dirt for the next bum to replace you after you gave up 3 walks in a row.
Starting Pay $500,000 a year
The more runs you give up,the more money you make.
MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......
I NEVER GET DRUNK BUT 2NITE.........I HOPE THEY LIKE BEER BREATH IN THE MORNING IN THE MEETING....AND BOUNCE BACK FROM THIS IS A JOKE....... TIME 2 STIFF THE MAN BRUTAL
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