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Brett Favre and Dante Culpepper were walking down the beach one day. As usual Favre was expounding to Dante how much better he is as a quarterback and that the Viking QB would never be able to beat him or out think him. So the two sauntered down the beach with Favre rambling on about his greatness. It was then good ole Brett happened to catch his foot clumsily in a dune and unearth a magic lamp. Being the genius that is Favre he immediately snatched it up, gave it a rub and poooooooooof.....out popped the universal genie.
The crusty old genie recognized the two great quarterbacks and proclaimed because they were special that they would in fact receive 3 unique wishes. The only catch was that whatever the first wished for the second would automatically get DOUBLE the wish. To see who would make the wishes, the genie tossed an NFC playoff coin in the air and asked Favre to call it in the air. “Packer Heads” cried Brett.......and heads it was! Now Brett knowing the genie had said double the wish to the second it was a bet he smartly figured he could not lose. “You go Dante, you make the wishes” Favre triumphantly proclaimed!
So Culpepper thinking they both had millions of dollars already proclaimed his first wish was “I would like 1 billion dollars in stacks of gold bars”! Poooooof......there it was....and across from him stood Favre cackling wildly as he sat atop a stack of gold bars twice as high worth 2 billion dollars! Dante thought again and said, “I wish for 20 of the most beautiful naked dancing girls in the world”.....poooooffff.......he was immediately surrounded by 20 gorgeous naked women and across the sand he could hear Brett screaming with joy as he looked at Dante from within a circle of 40 of THE most beautiful naked women in the world.
Favre now laughing so hard yelled “Go ahead Dante.....one more wish baby and I get double again”, make it a good one”! So the Viking QB whom Favre said would never out think him exclaimed in a poem:
“My third wish Oh Genie of the Lamp,
Is one I would like to tell about in Viking training camp,
so let ole Favre dance with the women so smooth,
For my last wish is to have but one testicle REMOVED!”
Can't WAIT FOR THE NFL SEASON BNUT!!:D
The crusty old genie recognized the two great quarterbacks and proclaimed because they were special that they would in fact receive 3 unique wishes. The only catch was that whatever the first wished for the second would automatically get DOUBLE the wish. To see who would make the wishes, the genie tossed an NFC playoff coin in the air and asked Favre to call it in the air. “Packer Heads” cried Brett.......and heads it was! Now Brett knowing the genie had said double the wish to the second it was a bet he smartly figured he could not lose. “You go Dante, you make the wishes” Favre triumphantly proclaimed!
So Culpepper thinking they both had millions of dollars already proclaimed his first wish was “I would like 1 billion dollars in stacks of gold bars”! Poooooof......there it was....and across from him stood Favre cackling wildly as he sat atop a stack of gold bars twice as high worth 2 billion dollars! Dante thought again and said, “I wish for 20 of the most beautiful naked dancing girls in the world”.....poooooffff.......he was immediately surrounded by 20 gorgeous naked women and across the sand he could hear Brett screaming with joy as he looked at Dante from within a circle of 40 of THE most beautiful naked women in the world.
Favre now laughing so hard yelled “Go ahead Dante.....one more wish baby and I get double again”, make it a good one”! So the Viking QB whom Favre said would never out think him exclaimed in a poem:
“My third wish Oh Genie of the Lamp,
Is one I would like to tell about in Viking training camp,
so let ole Favre dance with the women so smooth,
For my last wish is to have but one testicle REMOVED!”
Can't WAIT FOR THE NFL SEASON BNUT!!:D
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