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WELL FELLOWS I IMAGINE I GOT A DATE WITH DEVIL FOR THIS. BUT HERE GOES. SEE MY FOLKS ARE PRETTY RELIGOUS AND THEY WAS ALWAYS MAKING ME GO TO CHURCH CAMPS HOPING IT WOULD MAKE ME CHANGE MY WAYS WELL I THINK IT MADE ME EVEN WILDER CRIPES WE DID EVERY THING EVEN GOT IN ON A ORGY OR TWO. WELL THERE WAS THIS YOUNG BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN PREACHER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS WAY SEXY SHE MADE HERBIE STAND STRAIGHT UP AND ACT LIKE IT WAS THE LAST PIECE OF TAIL IN THE WORLD. SO IAM OUT COOKING A WIENER AND ROASTING A MARSHMELLOW AND DRINKING A ROOTBEER WHEN FAITH WALKS UP THATS HER NAME TALK ABOUT A CONCIDENCE HUH.. SHE PROCEEDS TO TELL ME ALL KINDS OF SHIT HOW SHE CAN ONLY HAVE SEX ON CERTAIN DAYS AND NO ORAL SEX IS ALLOWED. I SAID MY CHILD YOU HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED. SHE SAYS I HEARD YOUR WILD AND TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU. I SAY YEAH I PROBALLY AM A LITTLE TO WILD FOR YOU. SHE SAYS MY FOLKS WERE PREACHERS AND THE HOOKED ME WITH REVERNED GEORGE IT WAS NOT MY CHOICE. I SAY OH. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS SINGING SOME GIRLS LIKE BOYS LIKE YOU AND I AM ONE OF THEM AND SHE ATTACKS ME. I REACH UP HER SKIRT AND FIND OUT SHE ALLREADY HAD HER PAINTIES OFF SO I GAVE HER MY TONGUE AND SHE EXPLODED LIKE A WATERFALL I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DROWN... WELL THE REST IS HISTORY HERBIE COULDNT BE KEPT DOWN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED.. WELL THATS A HUGE LIT OFF MY SHOULDERS NEVER TOLD THIS STORY TO ANYONE AND I NEVER SEEN FAITH SINCE AND BOY WAS SHE NICE...
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