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OKAY FELLOWS HERE IS ANOTHER WILD KNOWLEZ TALE... BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL MY SENIOR YEAR 1987 I WAS FAIRLY SEXUALLY ACTIVE NOT TO MANY MOTHERS LIKED ME A COUPLE DID CAUSE THEY WASNT GETTING ANY AT HOME. ANYWAY HERE GOES THE SPRING WE GRADUATED I WAS AT SCHOOL LATE TRYING TO MAKE UP SOME SHIT I MISSED CAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY GETTING A SORE DICK.. ANY WAY IT WAS GETTING LATE AND I THOUGHT I DO A LITTLE SNOOPING SEE WHAT WAS IN MY FILE. WELL I JUST GOT INTO BIG MEATS OFFICE HE WAS OUR PRICIPAL. ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD MR KNOWLEZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING I SAID CHECKING OUT MY FILE AND TURNED AROUND AND IT WAS MY MUSIC TEACHER SHE SAYS YOUR A BAD BOY AND NOW YOUR IN ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE. I SAY WHAT YOU GOING TO DO SHE SAYS YOU GOT TWO OPTIONS I EITHER TURN YOU IN TO YOUR BEST FRIEND MR. BIG MEAT OR YOU GIVE ME SOME OF THAT LOVING YOU HAVE BEEN SPREADING AROUND SINCE YOU WAS OLD ENOUGH TO GET YOUR DICK HARD. I SAY SURE WHY NOT GET ON OVER HERE THINKING SHE WAS BLUFFING . WELL SHE WASNT SHE COME OVER AND STRADLEED ME RIGHT ON OLD BIG MEATS DESK WELL I THOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK AND WAS REALLY LETTING HER HAVE IT SHE WAS HOLLERING LIKE A WILD INDIAN WHEN I REALIZED THE INTERCOM WAS ON. THANK GOD ONLY THE JANITORS WERE IN THE BUILDING I THINKTHE OLD PERVERTED FUCKS WERE WATCHING US SHE SAID MR. KNOWLEZ NOW THATS JUST BETWEENUS ISNT IT I SAID US AND PHIL JOHN ARE JANITORS SHE SAID WHAT I SAID THE INTERCOM WAS ON SHE SAID OH SHIT. I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY I WOULD TAKE CARE OF PHIL AND JOHN THEY SAID NOT TO WORRY AS LONG AS THEY DIDNT HAVE TO CLEAN UP OLD BIGMEATS DESK. WELL THE NEXT DAY SHIT HIT THE FUN OLD BIG MEAT WASNT TOO HAPPY ABOUT SOME ONE SHOOTING A BIG LOAD ALL OVER HIS DESK HE RAISED HELL AND ALL I COULD DO WAS SIT THERE AND TRY NOT TO SHIT MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.. ANY WAY THE JANITORS PHIL AND JOHN AND A FEW SELECT FRIENDS CALLED ME THE MUSIC MAN FOR YEARS AFTER THAT....
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