An Ode to the sandman

[maadddog]

been drinking a lot tonight

sung to the tune of Mr. Sandman

Mr. Sandman
Pick me a pick
Please make it one
that won't make me sick

I've been around
for a long long time
I need a pick
that will make me a dime

Mr Sandman
I know your the one
I read the thread
told me how much you won

Oh I hope
it all comes true
cause if it don't
I'll be sad and blue

Mr. Sandman
Don't be a dick
it's not so bad
when they don't acknowledge your picks

you know it's just
one of those things
win 60 percent
and the whole forum will sing

Mr. Sandman
bring them all home
I got a new house
that I want to own

and I know
If I just follow you
The sun will shine
and the skies will be blue

Mr. Sandman
oh what a great day
ever since I heard
what your gonna play

My bank account
continues to grow and grow
I'll now have retirement
for when I get old

Mr Sandman
Thank you Thank you
I really mean
Thank you Thank you

I'm gonna make money
with you everyday
and thats all
I really have to say

Mr. Sandman
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tinman1960]

THAT WAS GOOD

[thesandman]

maadddog. LOvE IT!! Now I hope it all comes true. What are you drinking. I'll have some too. . . Pssss, don't tell anyone but my baseball picks lost today for the first time. Even after tonight, I'm still at 62% and you said all I need is 60%. Sign your retirement papers. I'll look for the sun tomorrow since I haven't seen it here for over two weeks.

Here is a preview for maadddog for tomorrow morning. Pitt, Chisox and Minnesota. We need to win two to get you a dime. My picks are only nickle plays.

[thesandman]

My OLD To The Maadddog

Hey Mr. Maddog
What a neat name
Everyone whose called dog
Will win every game.

I have to pick good
So they stop teasing me
Little Dime and Big Tony
Too dumb to just let it be.

I hope you will be able
To check all my picks
So you find the good 60%
Then you won't be sick.

To my new friend the dog
I do like your style
And to make sure you win
I'll go that extra mile.

So when I get up tomorrow
I'll look for the sun
And if it is there
All my picks will have won.

Why I started to write this
I have no idea
I had other things to do
Than ryme a word with idea.

Thanks Mad Doggie
For what you said
It made me feel good
So now off to bed.

BURMA SHAVE

[TwoTonTony]

mr. sandman i am not too dumb.....
i could care less if you pick like a bum.

it is you my friend who has thin skin
do you care about views or the win?

i know it is not if but when
that you have another meltdown again.

so please when you feel it coming coming to a head
do not feel the need to cry in a thread.

how bout just be a man and leave instead!!!

If you are not happy i still say,
do not do something you hate,
just go away.

You see a man does not cry or complain,
he just learns to live with the pain.

Because you see the day will come,
when you have lost more than you won.

Then we will hear another swan song,
about how no one loves you and how you will say so long.

But you will never go,
You like the drama
like a soap opera show.

You are a good capper i will say,
I just wish you would stop talking about feelings and play.

I was saying what i saw,
So do not let your nerves be raw.

Your write ups are good i must contend,
but when you are feeling down you must not break....but bend.

This means keep it inside,
You see...men do that
When they have pride.

I would have not written about you because i am kind,
But you questioned the sharpness of my mind.

So in closing i will profess,
It was an observation...
Nothing more nothing less.

Do not make excuses about your age,
With that is supposed to come wisdom and sage.

So lets just end on this verse,
I wish you well....
Not a Curse.

Peace Out Big Boy!!!

[Lsufan]

@ TTT

[Spearit]

[TwoTonTony]

just trying to make light of the situation....ha ha

[Lsufan]

just trying to make light of the situation....ha ha

Well .... YOU DID!!!!

[soonerbud]

Maadddog.....talk about howling at the moon!! I agree with the Sandman, what ever your drinking I will have a double shot!! Knowing you as well as I do, your talent never ceases to amaze me! Now how about you come out with the Maadddogg Pick thread????? Come on, share that wisdom with us brother. On a side note Sandman, I have been viewing your posts for quite sometime, good job and Thanks for the winners!!

[Tinman1960]

TTT

[thesandman]

TTT said

So lets just end on this verse,
I wish you well....
Not a Curse.

To end on your verse
That's fine with me
If we both drop it
And just let it be

The next time I break
I'll send you to see
A note saying it's comming
As a warning from me

Then you know not to look
At the thread that I start
But is it so bad
That you want to fart.


Tony. If you want to put it in the past, I do too. And I'll also stop writing bad verse. Let''s both just make some money instead. I wish you good luck on your picks for today.

[knowlez]

Fellows quite good.. Here is one i tried last Night.... I was this girl named Rhonda and I was a wanta to pound her. She was nothing special i mean her ass was shaped like a huge fucking melon. She says Herbie talk sweet to me I was in no mood for this shit all Iwanted was to get Herbie wet. She bithched and moaned and made quite a scene . I said all right Rhonda baby ass like a hog roll over and fuck HERBIe like a dog...........

[TwoTonTony]

TTT said


To end on your verse
That's fine with me
If we both drop it
And just let it be

The next time I break
I'll send you to see
A note saying it's comming
As a warning from me

Then you know not to look
At the thread that I start
But is it so bad
That you want to fart.


Tony. If you want to put it in the past, I do too. And I'll also stop writing bad verse. Let''s both just make some money instead. I wish you good luck on your picks for today.

i am fine with that....good luck to you!!!