I ASKED MY GOOD FRIEND BOB HOW MANY LARGE MARGES HE HAD DONE HE SAID IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF 500. BOYS NOW THATS A LOT OF FLOUR... HE HAWWWWWWWW ITS PORKY THE PIG NIGHT FOR FOR GOOD OLD BOB THE SICK FUCK.....:D
heeee its probaly pretty close but seriously i am afraid old bobs going to suffocate some night he likes to do a little muff diving... i warned him some night some big gal will get excited and swallow him up....
Brother you are seriously given me a stomach ache.
I started thinking about it and that is pretty nasty to be doing push ups on girls that have more rolls than Charmin and their ass cheeks flutter when you spread them apart..... Sorry wait a minute
When I was in college me and my 3 roomates used to get wasted and go "Tubbin" ...whoever picked up the fattest chick didn't have to buy the alcohol or beer for a week....of course it was always a last resort thing,if you couldn't pick up any hotties before the bar closed you always remembered,no matter how wasted you were, "big,huge fat chick=free beer for a week" :D
OLD BOB WOULD LIKE TO GET IN ON THAT.. I REMBER THE TIME I HAD TO HOLD THE GALS LEG UP SO HE COULD GET IN HER LOVELY LARGE HOLE. I BET I HELD HER LEG UP FOR TWENTY FIVE MINUTES OLD HERBIE THOUGHT HE BLEW A NUT....
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