Hey Knowlez

[PhilJr]

I played golf today with a guy named Les. All I could think about was your chicken. Thanks a lot, I had my worst round of the year. Maybe next time I'll get put with some Amish chicks.

[knowlez]

PHILJR I JUST KILLED THAT FUCKING CHICKEN. I COME HOME FROM WORK AND HE IS SITTING ON MY BED COCKLEDODOING ALL MORNING I THROW ASHOE AT HIM AND HE COMES OVER AND ATTACKS MY GONAIDS WELL HERBIE AINT VERY HAPPY AND WHEN HERBIE AINT HAPPY I SURE THE HELL AINT HAPPY SO I WAXED THE CHIKEN. THE POOR BASTARD PUT UP A HELL OF FIGHT.. ON TO THE AMISH GIRLS THEY ARE QUITE GOOD ONCE YOU GET BY THE SMELL AND THEY ARE AWFUL HAIRY DOWNSTARS OLD HERBIE FELT LIKE A RABBIT RUNNING THRU A BRIAR PATCH.......:D

[denmaster]

That's just fucking halirious

[kbsooner21]

knowlez

good shit brother

[PhilJr]

knowlez

Is there a certain age you look for in the Amish girls? I saw 2 older looking girls riding their bikes on the highway today maybe in their 40's. Hard to tell with all those clothes on.