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HEY FELLOWS WENT AND GOT ME SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP TODAY AS I WAS REFERED BY DR.JADE THE OLD DOC COMES IN MR. KNOWLES WHATS SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM.. I SAY SOME DUDE ON BETTORSCHAT SAYS I NEED HELP TO LIVE A LONG HEALTHY LIFE... SO I PROCEED TO TELL HIM MY LIFE STORY FROM MY CARMAX EPISODE TO GETTING SOME AMISH POOTY. THEN ALL ABOUT MY EXPERIECES WITH THE LOVELY LARGE LADIES I HAVE SERVICED THRU THE YEARS. HE REALLY SEMMED INTERESETED IN MY TITTY BAR EXPERIENCES EVEN ASKED IF HE COULD TAG ALONG SOME TIME I SAY SURE BUT YA GOT TO BEHAVE YOURSELF I AM THE ONLY TROUBEMAKER. MY OLD LADIES PAINTIES EPISODE HAD HIM ROLLING WITH LAUGHTER.. THEN HE SAYS WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES MR.KNOWLES YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST BASTARD I HAVE EVER MET AND CUTS ME A CHECK FOR $500.00 SAYS YOU EARNED THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN YEARS.. I AM EVEN TAKING HIM WITH ME NEXT WEEKEND TO CHILLS AND THRILLS.... SO THANKS JADE I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT 
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