Happy B-day you putz!!!
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Happy Birthday Griffey Freakin Mojo!!!!
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Originally posted by 10DimeBry
i already said happy birthday to him in another thread. how many of these are we gonna open guys
whats going on around here today. why is shit up from mondayQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Well for the 2nd time, Have a great one Nathan.
Tell the misses to post pics of your drunkin escapades tonite.Questions, comments, complaints:
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A little B-day Joke........
Tickle me Elmo Factory
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two
men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos
all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between
Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I
think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
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