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    An elementary teacher starts a new job at a
    school in Green Bay and trying to make a good
    impression on her first day, explains to her class
    that she's a Packers fan. She asks the class to
    raise their hands if they too are Packers fans.
    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one
    little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with
    surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your
    hand?" Because I'm not a Packers fan," she replied.
    The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're
    not a Packers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm
    a Broncos fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The
    teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you
    a Broncos fan?"
    "Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is
    a Broncos fan and
    my dad is a Broncos fan, so I'm a Broncos fan too!"
    "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone,
    "that's no reason for you to be a Broncos fan. You
    don't have to be just like your parents all of the
    time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
    was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be
    then?"
    Mary said, "I'd be a Vikings fan."
    You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
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