knowlez run in with a big mean doberman

[knowlez]

FELLOWS WHEN I WAS A KID 18 OUR NEIGHBOR LADY WAS ALWAYS WANTING SERVICED HER OLD MAN WAS A BIG ASSHOLE AND ALWAYS OUT OF TOWN.. ONLY THING IS HE HAD THIS BIG MEAN DOBERMAN PINCHER. WELL ONE NIGHT I WAS OVER AT HIS HOUSE SERVICING HIS OLD LADY HE MUST OF COME HOME WITH OUT US HEARING HIM CAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN I FELT SOMETHING COLD AND WET STUCK RIGHT UP AGAINST MY ASS. I LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER AND ITS THAT BIG FUCKING DOG WELL HE PROCEEDS TO TAKE A BIG CHUNK OUT OF MY ASS BEFORE I COULD GET OUTTA THERE I HEAR HIM HOLLERING I HOPE YOU BLEED TO DEATH YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD. WELL I SNEAK BACK HOME GRAB SOME SHORTS AND A TEE SHIRT AND HEAD TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM... WELL THE DOCTOR THAT WORKED ON ME THOUGHT HE WAS QUITE A JOKER AND SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN A LIITLE FASTER.. I SAID I COULDNT I WAS DOING YOUR BROTHERS OLD LADY AND HE TURNED THAT FUCKINGD OG LOOSE ON ME. HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU THE LITTLE PRICKTHATS BEEN DOING MY WIFE I SAID KNOW THATS MY BROTHER... :D

[ez winners]

Thats great!!!!!!!!




:D :D :D :D

[Baseball_Nut]

[PhilJr]

At least Herbie was OK. Did he look like this:bounce1: while you were running away?

[mbates]

I wear gloves now when I type my posts on this site. I'm afraid
I'll catch something from Knowlez.

You horny bastard!!!!

[Baseball_Nut]

GO PACK GO

THE PACK IS BACK AND WE AINT LOOKING BACK

[mbates]

Going to Arizona to watch them spank the Cardinals 9/21/03.
A good time for Nut to take a vacation.

[Baseball_Nut]

mbates

why dont we hook up in New York and catch a Jets or Giants game?

[casheasy]

Oh what a night....

I was 17 years old when in the summertime we got a phone call, I answer and this HOT HOT chick named Tracy called from two doors down and asked if I'd babysit again. I'm thinking well I've never babysat for her but hey what the hell. I go over that evening and ring the doorbell and nothing happens. After a few minutes I realize it's a girl named Tracy that lives a few blocks away that I've sat for b-4. Not as hot but still fine. I got the wrong Tracy. OOPS.

So I go over and she goes out with her girlfriends (she's prolly about 27) and when she gets back she's drunk as hell. She asks if I'd put her to bed, so I oblige and carry her into bed and we just get started when the unmistakable sound of a Semi starts backing into their drive at the end of the deadend street. She says shit that's my husband he must be back early. THANKS MOTHERFUCKER !!! So I wait until he comes in the side door and I sneak out the front and race down the street and never heard what happened. That FUCKER I'll bet he got the best piece of ass ever while I'm stuck with a raging hard-on and racing pulse! Fucken truck drivers! Coulda been the best night of my life to that point!

[mbates]

Sounds just like the night when Phil Jr. molested my chicken.

[PhilJr]

Except I heard the bells from the handlebars of your tricycle. Why are you complaining? Ever since that night she has given you nothing but winners.

[knowlez]

fuck that dog was no way i was going to let him hurt old herbie. even though he got a fair share of my ass. the old lady always brings up what a cute scar on my ass if she only new...

[wizardofoddz]

Knowlez, did

that dog die of rabies? :D

[knowlez]

I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.. I THINK OUR CRAZY NEIGHBOR GOT TO FUCKING HIM AND DROVE HIM WILD.:confused: