knowlez date with a pregnant stripper

[knowlez]

WELL GUYS I AM NOT TO PROUD OF THIS BUT HERE GOES. BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH I DID A PREGNANT STRIPPER. STORY GOES LIKE THIS WE ALWAYS GO OUT LOOKING FOR SOME TRIM EVERYWEEKEND AND SEE WHICH ONE US COULD GET THE MOST BIAZARE PIECE OF ASS FOR THE WEEKEND.. WELL I GET HOOKED WITH THIS GAL AFTER THE LOCAL TIT BAR CLOSES DOWN FOR THE NIGHT. I TOLD HER I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE IT TO HER IN THE OLD BACK DOOR . SHE DOESENT COMPLAIN MUCH NOT LIKE AT HOME NOW WHEN I GET A LITTLE SILLY AND CARRIED AWAY. WELL ANYWAY AFTER I NAIL HER IN THE OLD POOPSHOOTER SHE TELLS ME YOU REALLY DIDNT NEED TO DO ME IN THE BROWNEYE. I SAY WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SHE SAYS IAM 4 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT I SWEAR I COULDNT TELL SHE LAUGHED AND SAID I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE BIZARE NOOKIE. SHE LAUGHS AGAIN I BET YOU WIN YOUR THE ONLY ONEABLE TOO CLAIM YOU DID A PREGANT STRIPPER IN THE ASS. I WAS SCAMMED WHILE I WAS TRYING TO DO SOME SCAMMING. BUT WHAT THE HELL IT WAS A GOOD PICE OF ASS EVEN IF IT WAS PREGNANT. HELL I DIDNT EVEN WIN MY BUDDY GOT HOOKED WITH A WOMEN THAT HAD A FALSE LEG BUT THATS A WHOLE NEW STORY...:D

[Baseball_Nut]

[jade105]

I have only had one whore Knowles........She had "Rodney" on her tits......I think that your experience is much better thank you...

[$ Player]

Believe Id rather have a Ho with false teeth over the false leg!!! Pretty sweet when they take their teeth out.......

[$ Player]

Jade............

I hope your name is Rodney?????

[casheasy]

Oh boy

I had forgotten about this one. My buddies and I went to this strip dive in the middle of downtown Akron back in '97. I mean this place was LOW class and you had to bring your own alcohol and then pay them for it when you wanted it from the fridge, but hey. Naked nookie. My one buddy was an engineer and he thought he was hot shit especially when he went upstairs with this one BIG black woman with blonde hair. He got his nob polished and came back down and we go outside when they close. We're standing outside smoking our cigars in the parking lot when this BIG black dude carrying a blonde wig comes walking by. Well it wasn't a guy but it sure looked it at first glance. She said bye and thanks for the good time to my buddy. I almost swallowed my cigar from laughing so hard.