> >
> >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> >
> >1. Yes = No
> >
> >2. No = Yes
> >
> >3. Maybe = No
> >
> >4. We need = I want
> >
> >5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
> >
> >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> >
> >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> >
> >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> >
> >9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> >
> >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
> >
> >about?
> >
> >
> >MEN'S ENGLISH:
> >
> >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
> >
> >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
> >
> >3. I am tired = I am tired
> >
> >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
> >
> >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
> >
> >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
> >
> >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> >
> >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> >
> >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> >
> >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
> >
> >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
"The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.
Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!
Plays for the day
1) Kansas +1
2) Pitt/Marquette Over 64 First Half
3) Dayton +7 First Half
4) Appalachian St. -8
5) Temple - Pick (**Smarter Money Play)
"The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.
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