Collaboration Thread 01/26

[CheCheBoFumbe]

Great job for the amount of teams you posted.

Thanks for posting and GL always.

[Spearit]

Just for coming up with a good idea: A joke for ya all:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
pouring down out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself !"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

[MarkLemke]

Where's the damn hockey?

J/K Buddy. GL!

I at least know the Bball teams so I can be pissed at them when I lose! Plus, I basically have to do all of this between 5:15 and 5:45 (central time) every afternoon (while at work, mind you), so the Bball is enough for the time being!

[MarkLemke]

Just for coming up with a good idea: A joke for ya all:

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
pouring down out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself !"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

PRICELESS!!!!

[MarkLemke]

Good work Lemke. I actually do the same thing every night..

Once I figured out that I'm (at best) an average capper with tons to learn...I am only 23 with 4 years experience (most of that was a drunken college haze)...I have been doing this the past few weeks and winning with good consistency. So if this is the only contribution I can make, so be it.

[Hitman]

Great idea Mark. I think this system will work in the long run.

[MarkLemke]

Great idea Mark. I think this system will work in the long run.

And who said vikings and lions fans can't get along???

Thanks buddy, hope you are right about the system working. It has so far, but this is, as they say, a marathon!

[Kaptain]

Mark----looks to me like we need to open up the NCAA Hoops "KonSenseUs Kruise" thread..........Think I'll start one today, but some one, or all, or anyone can go in and update em for us....

what do you think my man---let me know---kapt