If someone put a gun to my head and said handicap every NBA game tonite...

[Celtics86]

I would go with.

Detroit -9
Orlando-1***
Pacers -9
Nets+1
Boston+1
New Orleans +3
Dallas -9.5
Bulls -6***
Spurs -12.5
Denver -4.5
Portland -3.5
Phoenix PK

[ezpickin]

If someone made this proposition he/she should turn the gun and point it at themself..