Zoo Banging

[knowlez]

KNOWLEZ TRIP TO THE ZOO ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ITS A RIOT

[S49erman]

Re: Zoo Banging

I do I do

[knowlez]

HERE GOES WENT WITH MY OLD LADY AND KIDS ON A END OF THE YEAR SCHOOL FIELD TRIP TO THE ZOO. WELL THERE A HELL OF A CROWD AND TROUBLE ALWAYS SEEMS TO FIND ME. WERE WATCHING THE MONKEYS ANE OF THE MONKEYS IS ACTING VERY FRIENDLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN PLAYING WITH HIS OWN MONKEY AND I SAY TO THE OLD LADY LOOKS LIKE HE IS WANTING TO MOUNT YOU. WELL GUESS WHAT MY OLD LADY DIDNT HEAR ME BUT THE LADY ON THE OTHER SIDE DID.. WELL SHE GOES NUTS SLAPS MY FACE I SAY MISS I WAS TALKING TO HER IN THE MEANTIME THE MONKEY IS REALLY GETTING WORKED UP I SAY MISS YOUR GETTING HIM REALLY EXCITED YOU PERVERT I AM NOT MAKING THE MONKEY ACT THAT WAY I SAY THE HELL YOUR NOT AND HE SHOOTS A BIG LOAD ALL OVER THE PLACE .. BACK LATER THE OLD LADY HOME

[knowlez]

OLD LADYS GONE NOW.. I CAN FINISH MY STORY. WELL THIS GAL GOES ABOULETLY CRAZY NOW I THINK SHE STARTING TO BELIEVE SHE IS MAKING THAT CRAZY FUCKING MONKEY ACT THIS WAY HE LOOKS HER OVER SHE LOOKS BACK HE STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN DRAGS HIS ASS ALONG THE CEMENT JUST FUCKING CRAZY WAY HE IS ACTING.. WELL A ZOO KEEPER COMES UP AND SAYS YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT DISTURBING THE MONKEY MISS. IAM NOT MAKE THE MONKEY ACT THAT WAY. I SAY YES YOUR ARE HE HAS BEEN ACTING LIKE THE HORNIEST MONKEY IN THE ZOO SINCE YOU WALKED BY HIM. HE MUST SMELL YOUR OLD COCHIE I THINK HE LIKES IT THE ZOO KEEPER STARTS LAUGHING HE SAYS MISS IF ITS YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH HE MAY SENSE THAT AND IT MAY BE MAKING HIM ACT THAT WAY. I TELL HER YOU BETTER GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE TEARS THE FUCKING PLACE DOWN.. I GET OUT OF THERE AND BACK TO MY GROUP AND ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL.:D

[casheasy]

That's one of the greatest stories ever.

[S49erman]

:D Nice story uncle Knowlez