Knowlez Trip To The ****

[knowlez]

WELL BOYS GOT MYSELF IN ANOTHER FINE MESS YESTERDAY. THE OLD LADY WANTS TO GO SHOOPING FOR SOME BULLSHIT AND SHE INSISTS I GO ALONG. WELL I WOULD RATHER STICK MY PETER IN A BEE HOLE THAN GO SHOPPING.. WELL LIKE A FOOL I GO. I AM THINKING TO MYSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE **** I AM GOING TO PULL A FAST ONE ON THE OLD LADY.. WELL WERE CRUISIN DOWN THE LADIES UNDERGARMENTS AISLE AND I SEE THESE EXTRA LARGE PAIR OF BLACK PANTIES HANGING DOWN I MEAN THEY FIT A RHINO. WELL I JUST REACT PICKEM UP THROW OVER MY SHOULDER AND SAY HEY BABY THESE OUGHT TO FIT AND START CHUCKLING. I TURN AROUND AND IT AINT MY OLD LADY STANDING THERE ITS SOMEBODY ELSES OLD LADY AND LETS SAY SHE PROBALLY WOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE GETTING INTO THESE PAINTIES. WELL SHE PROCEDS TO CHEW MY ASS CALLS ME EVERY NAME IN THE BOOK THEN MY WIFE SHOWS UP FINDS OUT WHATS GOING ON AND STARTS CHEWING MY ASS ALSO. THEN THE MANAGER SHOWS UP WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS AND BERTHA BALLBREAKER SAYS HE INSULTED ME WITH THESE LARGE PAINTIES. THE MANAGER SAYS MAM I BELIEVE THEY WOULD FIT.. I LOST IT BOY WAS THE OLD HEIFER MAD. BOYS IT ALSO GOT ME OUT OF EVER GOING SHOPPING WITH THE OLD LADY ANYMORE OR OUT IN PUBLIC. :D

[PhilJr]

Ever since you got that chicken and named him Wes, you have had the worst luck. I think it's time for chicken soup.

[knowlez]

YEAH THAT CHICKEN IS A DANDY HE LETS THE OLDLADYS CAT MOUNT HIM.:D