Tweet
Oh where oh where has my Uncle Phil Gone
It's looking like Uncle Phil from that famous service called
Northcoast Sports is going to post a record of 4-11 today
on all his plays and his opinions. I'm counting Alabama,
USC under and Florida losers as I post this. I know why
Uncle Phil is losing. He has a demon curse that has followed
him to his office in Ohio. He needs to move to the other
side of a major body of water to get rid of the demon.
Uncle Phil, either move to the West side of the Mississippi
River or quit giving out college football picks. The polls
in, quit giving out college football picks. Do something
productive on Saturdays instead, count the number of blades
of grass in your lawn or do some research on finding out if a frogs butt is water-tight or not. Anything to keep you away from your phones on Saturday.
Northcoast Sports is going to post a record of 4-11 today
on all his plays and his opinions. I'm counting Alabama,
USC under and Florida losers as I post this. I know why
Uncle Phil is losing. He has a demon curse that has followed
him to his office in Ohio. He needs to move to the other
side of a major body of water to get rid of the demon.
Uncle Phil, either move to the West side of the Mississippi
River or quit giving out college football picks. The polls
in, quit giving out college football picks. Do something
productive on Saturdays instead, count the number of blades
of grass in your lawn or do some research on finding out if a frogs butt is water-tight or not. Anything to keep you away from your phones on Saturday.